If anyone wants to be a publicist for a small, fantastic record label:
JOB OPENING: Secretly Canadian is currently seeking a new in-house publicist for hire, please email info@secreltycanadian.com with your interest and send any resume materials by April 6, directly to Secretly Canadian 1499 W. 2nd St. Bloomington, IN 47403 attn: publicity resume. Thank you.

Trust me, if they'd said "vacuumer wanted" I would be interested. However, I don't know nothing about no publicizing, and I don't want to move.